intendance: (♙ Skirmish)
Morgan “chaotic awful” Morganson ([personal profile] intendance) wrote in [community profile] realpolitik2015-07-08 07:42 pm

Morgan | 067

a;

[You know, no matter what you're doing or where you are, there's a peppy tactician trailing you.

She probably thinks she's sneaky.

(She's not.)

But she'll follow you for awhile, and if you confront her on it, she just beams and throws up her hands and--]


Congratulations! You're really good at this!

[really good at what....do you even want to ask...]

b;

[Alternatively, it's dinner time, and here's Morgan inching towards your food.

This can only end in tears.]


Heyyyyy.... are you going to eat all of that?

[The only ending to this is Morgan taking all of your food, give in now.]
memlost: (HILARIOUS)

HI AGAIN

[personal profile] memlost 2015-07-09 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ At least the cold weather is never too bad when you have robes as WARM AND MULTI-FUNCTIONAL as theirs!! Morgan feels the chill, but his cheeks are rosy as he stomps his way through the snow after his timeline twin. ]

I'm pretty fond of the tiny snowpeople too, but there's no denying the giant ones are competitive in the awesomeness department! Biggest snowman ever, coming right up.

[ He puts his hands on his hips, surveying the land for prime snow sites. Though. Now that he thinks about it... ]

Er, how does one go about making colossal snowpeople? Start small and roll judiciously?
memlost: (HOOD ON APPARENT FIRE)

[personal profile] memlost 2015-07-09 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...

OKAY THAT SOUNDS LEGIT, WHY NOT. Nothing can go wrong. ]


All right, then let's get the ball rolling! Heh.

[ He squats down and starts cheerfully packing some snow together. Everyone's gonna be so impressed!! ]
memlost: (HELLO)

[personal profile] memlost 2015-07-09 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Dum de dum, doo de doo...

[ In no time at all, they have a nice hunk of snow going. He starts lifting it into a chunky roll, beaming as snow seems to take. ]

Say, do you think anyone's ever tried to make tactical snowballs?
memlost: (WE WE WE SO EXCITED)

[personal profile] memlost 2015-07-11 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
I mean like snowballs that have explosives in them! If we rolled them up real big, then they could be shields too!

[ IT'S JUST CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK. ]
memlost: (HOOD ON APPARENT FIRE)

[personal profile] memlost 2015-07-20 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! And who's a better sniper than Noire? She can be the first to put our snow bombs into action.

[ Nod nod. And if she panics cutely at the surprise explosions, then there is double the benefit. He gives their growing snowboulder a happy shove. ]