Morgan “chaotic awful” Morganson (
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realpolitik2015-07-08 07:42 pm
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a;
[You know, no matter what you're doing or where you are, there's a peppy tactician trailing you.
She probably thinks she's sneaky.
(She's not.)
But she'll follow you for awhile, and if you confront her on it, she just beams and throws up her hands and--]
Congratulations! You're really good at this!
[really good at what....do you even want to ask...]
b;
[Alternatively, it's dinner time, and here's Morgan inching towards your food.
This can only end in tears.]
Heyyyyy.... are you going to eat all of that?
[The only ending to this is Morgan taking all of your food, give in now.]
[You know, no matter what you're doing or where you are, there's a peppy tactician trailing you.
She probably thinks she's sneaky.
(She's not.)
But she'll follow you for awhile, and if you confront her on it, she just beams and throws up her hands and--]
Congratulations! You're really good at this!
[really good at what....do you even want to ask...]
b;
[Alternatively, it's dinner time, and here's Morgan inching towards your food.
This can only end in tears.]
Heyyyyy.... are you going to eat all of that?
[The only ending to this is Morgan taking all of your food, give in now.]
boba
They're good for making snowmen.
It's cold, and Morgan doesn't really like being cold and wet, but the snow was too much to pass up; she bundles up in her robes and gloves and points out some more snow.]
You know what, we should make the biggest snowman ever. Everyone knows giant snowpeople are the best snowpeople.
[really, does everyone really know that, morgan....]
HI AGAIN
I'm pretty fond of the tiny snowpeople too, but there's no denying the giant ones are competitive in the awesomeness department! Biggest snowman ever, coming right up.
[ He puts his hands on his hips, surveying the land for prime snow sites. Though. Now that he thinks about it... ]
Er, how does one go about making colossal snowpeople? Start small and roll judiciously?
I LOVE YOU
Right! And then when it starts getting too big, I'll sit on your shoulders and roll more snow judiciously!
[you can just....stick your face in the snow or something.]
It'll be a great real life application of teamwork!
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OKAY THAT SOUNDS LEGIT, WHY NOT. Nothing can go wrong. ]
All right, then let's get the ball rolling! Heh.
[ He squats down and starts cheerfully packing some snow together. Everyone's gonna be so impressed!! ]
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Not that she's going to be too bothered by it.
So with a shrug, she starts from the other side, packing more snow on so they can get a ball for rollin' faster.]
Right, right! No time like the present to get packing!
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[ In no time at all, they have a nice hunk of snow going. He starts lifting it into a chunky roll, beaming as snow seems to take. ]
Say, do you think anyone's ever tried to make tactical snowballs?
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[She purses her lips as she pats more snow down, thoughtful.]
You mean like snowballs with rocks inside of them, and that sort of thing?
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[ IT'S JUST CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK. ]
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Hey, that's not a bad idea! Nobody would expect to get hit by a snowball and then have it explode! The worst I ever prepared for was the occasional ice and the cold, drippy feeling down my face!
You could equip snipers with them for their superior aim in most everything!
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[ Nod nod. And if she panics cutely at the surprise explosions, then there is double the benefit. He gives their growing snowboulder a happy shove. ]
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[And then she piles a bunch more snow on top of the snowboulder..... it's getting large, at least up to her waist, that's good progress.]