Morgan “chaotic awful” Morganson (
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realpolitik2015-07-08 07:42 pm
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a;
[You know, no matter what you're doing or where you are, there's a peppy tactician trailing you.
She probably thinks she's sneaky.
(She's not.)
But she'll follow you for awhile, and if you confront her on it, she just beams and throws up her hands and--]
Congratulations! You're really good at this!
[really good at what....do you even want to ask...]
b;
[Alternatively, it's dinner time, and here's Morgan inching towards your food.
This can only end in tears.]
Heyyyyy.... are you going to eat all of that?
[The only ending to this is Morgan taking all of your food, give in now.]
[You know, no matter what you're doing or where you are, there's a peppy tactician trailing you.
She probably thinks she's sneaky.
(She's not.)
But she'll follow you for awhile, and if you confront her on it, she just beams and throws up her hands and--]
Congratulations! You're really good at this!
[really good at what....do you even want to ask...]
b;
[Alternatively, it's dinner time, and here's Morgan inching towards your food.
This can only end in tears.]
Heyyyyy.... are you going to eat all of that?
[The only ending to this is Morgan taking all of your food, give in now.]
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[She purses her lips as she pats more snow down, thoughtful.]
You mean like snowballs with rocks inside of them, and that sort of thing?
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[ IT'S JUST CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK. ]
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Hey, that's not a bad idea! Nobody would expect to get hit by a snowball and then have it explode! The worst I ever prepared for was the occasional ice and the cold, drippy feeling down my face!
You could equip snipers with them for their superior aim in most everything!
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[ Nod nod. And if she panics cutely at the surprise explosions, then there is double the benefit. He gives their growing snowboulder a happy shove. ]
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[And then she piles a bunch more snow on top of the snowboulder..... it's getting large, at least up to her waist, that's good progress.]