A Foxy Jerk | 046

[culpam]

[A;

You're probably just going about your business, doing your typical-business-like things. But you may notice eventually that it feels like--well, like you're being watched.

And that's because there's a jerk in a white suit, white top hat and cane who is staring at you.

And if you notice him, then he's just going to smile even wider and lean his weight on his cane, beckoning you closer. y/n/dear god n?

CREEPER'S GONNA CREEP.]

[B;

OR if you're feeling more positive about this entire thing, you could just come across a tiny white fox looking oh-so-adorable as it basks in the pseudo-sunshine.

This isn't a plotted thing at all, oh no. He's just innocently basking.

Obviously.]

Comments

[defriends]

... Is that a yes or a no?

[why is this everyone we play]

[culpam]

Truthfully, there is a number of things I would ask you, as the child of Navarus, and yet knowing him as I do, perhaps that would ultimately be pointless.

[excuse you, it's just break and dominic.]

[defriends]

If there's anything you need from the Navarus family, you would be better off consulting Father.

[close enough]

[culpam]

[...]

Speaking as if anyone would truly be better off that way.

[pfffhahaha that's so funny.

ur father's a dick, bro]

[defriends]

[yes he is aware okay thank you]

He would likely be more informed on whatever matter you wish to speak on.

[culpam]

[but are you really

dwell on those daddy issues, setz]

Ha. I think you may be missing the point! ♪ Is that all that can be expected from you, Sekreuz?

[once upon a time, he might've thought to be polite, but these days, he doesn't much see the point. Navarus already punched him in the face once]

[defriends]

[what if he doesn't want to dwell on his daddy issues]

If you have nothing to ask, then yes.

[wow why does everyone hate him for what his dad does.]

[culpam]

[nergal is good at holding grudges, nothing personal (except totally personal).]

Very well then. I would hate to waste any more time on you.

[...rude.]

[defriends]

[He maybe flinches slightly at that (because a waste of time, is he?) but says nothing.

Feel free to leave, Nergal.]