A Foxy Jerk | 046

[culpam]

[A;

You're probably just going about your business, doing your typical-business-like things. But you may notice eventually that it feels like--well, like you're being watched.

And that's because there's a jerk in a white suit, white top hat and cane who is staring at you.

And if you notice him, then he's just going to smile even wider and lean his weight on his cane, beckoning you closer. y/n/dear god n?

CREEPER'S GONNA CREEP.]

[B;

OR if you're feeling more positive about this entire thing, you could just come across a tiny white fox looking oh-so-adorable as it basks in the pseudo-sunshine.

This isn't a plotted thing at all, oh no. He's just innocently basking.

Obviously.]

Comments

[culpam]

[wow stranger danger, rude. why does everyone in this post have such a rude mouth on them jeeze!! kids these days.]

Is there something wrong with my suit? I was unaware.

[he doesn't sound too apologetic. or sincere.]

[poochai]

I guess you never heard about what happens when the men in white coats come after you, either.

[that is 100% helpful, isn't it? he sighs a little — he always ends up encountering the odd ones in one way or another.]

[culpam]

[you are pretty much completely unhelpful, thanks.

He likes being a cryptic bastard, but doesn't much like it when the reverse happens.]

Hardly. Perhaps it isn't so prevalent a problem as you seem to believe?

[poochai]

[if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen! yoon sung's not going to roll over and let this be a one-sided cryptic bastard fest.]

It sounds like you've really never heard of it before — it's a common euphemism. [and here's the incredulous look from the humor going right over this guy's head. seriously?] Forget it, it stops being funny when you have to explain the joke.

[culpam]

[nope, just make cultural references Nergal is never going to get--so he just sighs, arching an eyebrow and cocking his head to one side.]

Quite the joker, aren't you, then? I hadn't realized we were already on such good terms.

[poochai]

[it happens. especially when you're born in korea, raised in the golden triangle, and go to university in the states. he's not thinking much of it.]

I didn't know we were, either. I don't think that means we have to be so serious.

[culpam]

We've been that serious?

[He just looks so thoughtful at that, almost mockingly so.]

I hadn't realized that either. Oh dear.

[poochai]

[ths guy is definitely a strange one — someone yoon sung knows he needs to keep his guard up around. he can play the part of defenseless pretty well, so the none-the-wiser act it is.]

So what did you want, anyway? I can't play around all day with strangers, I'm a busy guy.

[culpam]

Is that so...? You seemed all too quick to come see what it was I wanted before.

[He doesn't believe it okay. Or at least, doesn't believe that yoon sung is chatting with him out of the good of his heart.]

And if I said simple curiosity, how would you respond?

[poochai]

Just because I asked, doesn't mean I have all day.

[which is true, but he's a bit exasperated.]

Curiosity? That's pretty vague. Do you always call strangers over because they made you curious? Ahh, you must not be busy at all.