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realpolitik2013-12-21 06:54 pm
culpam) wrote in realpolitik2013-12-21 06:54 pm
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A Foxy Jerk | 046
[A;
You're probably just going about your business, doing your typical-business-like things. But you may notice eventually that it feels like--well, like you're being watched.
And that's because there's a jerk in a white suit, white top hat and cane who is staring at you.
And if you notice him, then he's just going to smile even wider and lean his weight on his cane, beckoning you closer. y/n/dear god n?
CREEPER'S GONNA CREEP.]
[B;
OR if you're feeling more positive about this entire thing, you could just come across a tiny white fox looking oh-so-adorable as it basks in the pseudo-sunshine.
This isn't a plotted thing at all, oh no. He's just innocently basking.
Obviously.]
You're probably just going about your business, doing your typical-business-like things. But you may notice eventually that it feels like--well, like you're being watched.
And that's because there's a jerk in a white suit, white top hat and cane who is staring at you.
And if you notice him, then he's just going to smile even wider and lean his weight on his cane, beckoning you closer. y/n/dear god n?
CREEPER'S GONNA CREEP.]
[B;
OR if you're feeling more positive about this entire thing, you could just come across a tiny white fox looking oh-so-adorable as it basks in the pseudo-sunshine.
This isn't a plotted thing at all, oh no. He's just innocently basking.
Obviously.]
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[it's really not at all pretty.]
Thankfully, I have no reason to be rude to human children.
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[wow he hasn't heard that word in ages.]
Only the truly short-sighted would think so. As far as I'm concerned, you may be the monster here.