A Foxy Jerk | 046

[culpam]

[A;

You're probably just going about your business, doing your typical-business-like things. But you may notice eventually that it feels like--well, like you're being watched.

And that's because there's a jerk in a white suit, white top hat and cane who is staring at you.

And if you notice him, then he's just going to smile even wider and lean his weight on his cane, beckoning you closer. y/n/dear god n?

CREEPER'S GONNA CREEP.]

[B;

OR if you're feeling more positive about this entire thing, you could just come across a tiny white fox looking oh-so-adorable as it basks in the pseudo-sunshine.

This isn't a plotted thing at all, oh no. He's just innocently basking.

Obviously.]

Comments

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[WOW RUDE, WHO'RE YOU CALLING SMALL.

Nergal actually looks rather displeased at that, tail flicking back and forth in agitation.

SO RUDE. MAYBE HE SHOULD JUST LEAVE.]

[brbwalking]

No offense, of course. Our fearless leader is rather small, himself. Do foxes not have packs?

[culpam]

[not this fox, anyway. Being a werewolf, he's not actually an expert on typical foxes and what they do, so that question is pretty much ignored.

hell if he knows.

and he's still a little grumpy about being called small, but not enough to move or leave so there's that. instead, he inspects Judith thoughtfully, from head to toe.

What an odd lady.]

[brbwalking]

It's a little rude to stare that much, isn't it?

[ don't think she won't call you on it, fox. ]

[culpam]

[and that just gets a snort out of Nergal as he shakes himself. Not because he's interested or anything, he was just sizing her up--but he's a fox right now, what is he even thinking.

still, she looks pretty strong, all things considered, even though her eyes...

what an odd person. so he just flops down on the ground, yawning.]

[brbwalking]

[ and she'll reach out for a brief scratch behind his ears. If he bites, she'll be fine. ]

[culpam]

[nope, he'll let that happen, and even tilt his head into it. Now he definitely can't let her know his alternate form (that would be kind of embarrassing), but for now, it's fine.

It's not like he's making friends with Lark, but at least this odd lady seems to be a reasonable character as well. Seeing who will pet rather than kick a tiny fox is a great way to judge character.]