Morgan “chaotic awful” Morganson (
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realpolitik2015-07-08 07:42 pm
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a;
[You know, no matter what you're doing or where you are, there's a peppy tactician trailing you.
She probably thinks she's sneaky.
(She's not.)
But she'll follow you for awhile, and if you confront her on it, she just beams and throws up her hands and--]
Congratulations! You're really good at this!
[really good at what....do you even want to ask...]
b;
[Alternatively, it's dinner time, and here's Morgan inching towards your food.
This can only end in tears.]
Heyyyyy.... are you going to eat all of that?
[The only ending to this is Morgan taking all of your food, give in now.]
[You know, no matter what you're doing or where you are, there's a peppy tactician trailing you.
She probably thinks she's sneaky.
(She's not.)
But she'll follow you for awhile, and if you confront her on it, she just beams and throws up her hands and--]
Congratulations! You're really good at this!
[really good at what....do you even want to ask...]
b;
[Alternatively, it's dinner time, and here's Morgan inching towards your food.
This can only end in tears.]
Heyyyyy.... are you going to eat all of that?
[The only ending to this is Morgan taking all of your food, give in now.]
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She frowns a little (more a pout than anything), as she considers that.]
Welllllll...that's true... our army would be in a pretty sad state if you couldn't lift Flachion. It's very...liftable.
[But her eyes are still on the prize.]
Stiiiiiiill, you don't need all of it, right?
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We are all allotted the same amount of rations, Morgan. Lord Chrom is very diligent about that.
[ - and, well, Morgan certainly wouldn’t dare imply Lucina’s perfect father is incorrect in his food calculations, would she? ]
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Of course he is! I was just wondering if you're hungry enough for all of it!
[or if you'll share with the black hole that is Morgan.]
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I watched you try this with Robin.
[ Unable to mask her smile, Lucina finally lets go of Morgan's head. ]
He denied you because you could not solve his riddle.
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Awww...does everyone know that I couldn't figure out Father's riddle?
[HER PRIDE AS A TINY TACTICIAN IS AT STAKE HERE.]
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[ Fear not, Tiny Tactician. Lucina is going to give you an opportunity to redeem yourself. ]
However, if you can solve mine, I'll happily share my dinner with you.
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Well... all right, Lucina! I'll take on your deal! What's the riddle?
[She's back to being perky and excited at least.]
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I'm teary-eyed, but never cry.
Silver-tongued, but never lie.
Double-winged, but never fly.
Air-cooled, but never dry.
What am I?
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It's mercury, right? Right?
[right right right]
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You are correct.
[ Adding, with a small smile, ]
I should have known better to think I could outsmart Robin's progeny. Have a seat.
[ Lucina pushes her dinner plate just so to the left, so it's between the two of them rather than veered disproportionately toward herself. ]