Morgan | 067

[intendance]

a;

[You know, no matter what you're doing or where you are, there's a peppy tactician trailing you.

She probably thinks she's sneaky.

(She's not.)

But she'll follow you for awhile, and if you confront her on it, she just beams and throws up her hands and--]

Congratulations! You're really good at this!

[really good at what....do you even want to ask...]

b;

[Alternatively, it's dinner time, and here's Morgan inching towards your food.

This can only end in tears.]

Heyyyyy.... are you going to eat all of that?

[The only ending to this is Morgan taking all of your food, give in now.]

Comments

[swagtegy]

Like putting it in the open as bait! I am pretty confident it'll fool most of our male opponents.

[ ...including their own, depending if there's even more perverts he didn't know about. ]

We can put it over a pitfall trap, for instance.

[intendance]

Really...? Would that really work?

[!!!]

That sounds like the bee's knees! Can we try it, Father? I want to see your tactics at work!

[swagtegy]

Sure!

[ IT ACTUALLY WORKED, PRAISE NAGA. Only now he has to sacrifice Inigo's porn stash for greater good.

Eh, it could be worse. ]

I can show you a more advanced pitfall trap this way, too.

[intendance]

[No mystery is as good as watching Father at work.]

Oh boy! I'm super excited--let's go, let's go!

[Uwooooh.]

Where shall we build it? We definitely want to catch something. [or someone]

[swagtegy]

Why don't we put one near the northern area of the base camp, that's generally where bandit raids will come from after all.

[ and that's because he set it up in such a way that the only way for the bandits to attack is from the front. ]

[intendance]

All right!

[A beat.

... ... ...]

Are bandits particularly interested in books like these, Father?

[swagtegy]

You'd be surprised on what kind of crowds these books can attract.

[ Case in point: The former owner of this pile of books. ]