A Foxy Jerk | 046

[culpam]

[A;

You're probably just going about your business, doing your typical-business-like things. But you may notice eventually that it feels like--well, like you're being watched.

And that's because there's a jerk in a white suit, white top hat and cane who is staring at you.

And if you notice him, then he's just going to smile even wider and lean his weight on his cane, beckoning you closer. y/n/dear god n?

CREEPER'S GONNA CREEP.]

[B;

OR if you're feeling more positive about this entire thing, you could just come across a tiny white fox looking oh-so-adorable as it basks in the pseudo-sunshine.

This isn't a plotted thing at all, oh no. He's just innocently basking.

Obviously.]

Comments

A

[clotheslining]

[Is this guy some kind of pervert? All those vibes was pointing to yes. Ryuuko looks horribly unimpressed and isn't stepping an inch closer.]

Oh, I'm sorry. I was taught to never trust creepy smilin' dudes wearing white top hats.

[culpam]

[WOW RUDE. He just replaces his other hand on his cane and looks mildly befuddled.]

What an insolent child you are.

[but riu isn't here to make you kneel. what a shame.]

[clotheslining]

I've been called worst things.

[Don't take the glare personally. That's kind of her default expression.]

So what do you want with me? Staring at a girl for long time makes you look like a perv, y'know.

[culpam]

[...oh, well. if that's all it is.]

I assure you, I have no interest in you at all.

[that's...well, rudeness is what he does.]

Though I have to admit to being curious, and you were very convenient.

[clotheslining]

Y'know... From that annoying way of speaking, you're just asking for a fight.

[THIS GUY. This guy. The urge to punch him was rising.]

[culpam]

[huehuehue]

Ho...? Is that so?

I've been perfectly polite all this time as well, despite your insolent mouth.

[clotheslining]

You say you're polite, yet ain't callin' me 'insolent' the opposite of that? I'd hate to see what your definition of rude is.

[culpam]

You truly would hate to see it.

[it's really not at all pretty.]

Thankfully, I have no reason to be rude to human children.

[clotheslining]

I ain't a kid! [Ryuuko yes you are.] And what? You some kind of monster?

[culpam]

"Monster"?

[wow he hasn't heard that word in ages.]

Only the truly short-sighted would think so. As far as I'm concerned, you may be the monster here.