Mockingbird | Loki | 043

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[Bobbi is tired of being launched from one part of spacetime to another, that's all she's got to say to this situation.

Seriously, there's no reason for this nonsense. She's not being haunted by vengeful ghosts (who are seriously the epitome of the Nice Guy syndrome, what gives?) and she's not in any recent trouble. She's pretty sure, anyway.

So...why the sudden appearance in a heavily forested area? The sound of waves crashing makes her think island, but it's hard to believe they're on Earth when the sky is purple and the leaves on the trees are blue.

Seriously.

H u f f.]

What gives?

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Sadly, colorblind is not an option on my superhero app, though it really should be.

[ He ignores the cold as he considers the beach; who is he to judge what she might do to whoever did this? ]

Let us pick a direction and keep walking. If there is any sort of society here, they are most likely to have a dock somewhere.

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[bro, you've been on the wrong side too long.]

If a superhero is the one who put us here, we're in deeper trouble than just eye-searing color combinations.

[because that means compromised and replaced and maybe even skrulls which are never good words.

But with a short breath that might almost be a sigh, she looks left. And then right. And picks left, setting out in the sand, boots making orange imprints.]

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Oh, come on, it has villains too. Most superheroes have been villains at one point or another, anyway.

[ He sets the unicorn to trotting after her as he pulls out his phone, flipping through screens once again. ]

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[Her response to that is to just wave a hand.

Yeah yeah, worryingly true, and yet. Besides, even she was compromised for awhile there, being replaced by a skrull and all.]

A super villain app. How useful. Does it tell you their favorite color too?

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Only if it's vital to defeating them.

[ The gears in his mind are turning as he considers their situation. ]

Are you and Hawkeye still an item?

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[huh. Maybe it really is a useful app.

Note to self: talk to Twitchy about finding said app and installing it in all of their phones.

Though she tosses a look over her shoulder at him at that, mostly amused.]

That's the best you've got? App can't solve the situation, so you turn to gossip?

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As interesting as superhero love dramas are, I was more considering that we do not have even vaguely similar abilities, so said supervillain collecting us to use us for some task is probably not the case; it is highly doubtful we have pissed off the exact same villain somehow; and the only thing that has tried to kill us so far is sparkle hooves here. Our only connection is we are both connected to Avengers, and I can just imagine some wack-job currently cackling to them "bwahahaa, I have trapped your loved ones in a really tacky dimension! Submit to me before they lose all sense of good taste!"

[ Loki punctuated his supervillain impression with proper hand waving and evil laughter. ]

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[...she crosses her arms, staring at him with an arched eyebrow.]

Your supervillain impression would probably be better if you weren't sitting on the back of a unicorn right now, but A for effort.

[And then she'll concede the point, waving a hand.]

We're not married anymore, if that's what you're asking. If someone's going after Hawkeye, there are better targets to pick.

[she generally has too much teeth and claws to be a good target.]

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So our villain is either stupid or more clever than we realize. Or there is not a villain at all and this is all just very strange coincidence.

[ He would rather it be a villain. It was always harder to deal with issues where there was not an antagonist. ]

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Or you brought me here for some purpose that isn't yet clear, or you intended to bring someone else and got me instead--or our friendly supervillain did.

[She shrugs, nonchalant.]

The possibilities are endless.

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Or you are not really Mockingbird at all, but a sneaky Skrull or interdimensional parasite.

[ He shrugs as well, though being totally blind does irritate him. ]

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[She twitches.

It's a small reaction, but one nonetheless. Skrulls--she's been there before.]

That's not a concern right now--not that I can say 'trust me', since that's the point of both Skrulls and interdimensional parasites.

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If it makes you feel any better, me saying "trust me" is generally considered a very funny joke.

[ Not that he can blame people for that one, exactly. ]

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[...okay that gets an amused quirk of her lips.]

That's what you get with the title "God of Lies and Mischief".

Now God of Unicorns, on the other hand...

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I am aiming more for the God of the Internet.

[ Snaps a picture of the unicorn. ]

Though the internet does love unicorns. So it is a start.

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You may have a fanbase on tumblr, but you're not anywhere near God of the Internet yet, sorry, Loki.

[So ridiculously amused.]

Instagram and blogging sites don't count as the Internet.

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[ He dismisses her with a wave of his hand. ]

I am not going to believe someone as old as you on anything regarding the internet; you obviously do not know what you are talking about.

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[Suddenly, her metal staff is in her hands, almost threatening--but she just puts it behind her neck, as if walking casually with a nasty weapon to drape your arms over is a natural thing.]

I'm going to pretend that you didn't just call me old to preserve your pretty little face.

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Pssssst. You're oooooold.

[ No, he has no sense of self-preservation, why do you ask? ]

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[She's also really fast.

That pole is suddenly divided into two--with one hand she sweeps around, aiming to smack him (admittedly lightly (for her)) over the cheekbone.

The other she very neatly places in front of the unicorn, keeping it from walking forward further, but being careful not to spook the creature. Blech. Horses.]

And you're a virgin with a death wish, but you don't see me making a big fuss over it.

[And she pulls her weapons back, tucking them back into their hiding places, and starts to walk again. Stupid norse gods.]

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[ He has to take a tight grip of the unicorn's mane to keep from falling off, but he has to laugh. He has been taking punches from America Chavez for the past few months; that was a lovetap. He rights himself and nudges the unicorn into following once more. ]

You are too easy.

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[It was a lovetap, because Mockingbird is nice to her fellow prisoners--most of the time.

She just flicks her eye at him, tilting her head slightly.]

And you're a little shit.

[Carrying on.]

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[ Loki just laughs again, leaning forward to lounge against the unicorn's neck as they continue down the violently orange beach. ]

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[And so they carry on in silence for awhile, along the rather hideous beach.]

...Stuck in a place like this, the least they could do is give us some sunglasses.

[This is a hideous beach with a hideous sun and hideous water for the hideous sun to glare off of--

but when Mockingbird said sunglasses

she didn't expect it to start raining sunglasses a few seconds later.]

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Ow ow ow!

[ Little green shields stretch out in the air above Loki and Mockingbird (because he is a nice person, really). ]

Rain cherry blossoms, you jerk of an island!