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realpolitik2019-10-07 06:14 pm
endurism) wrote in realpolitik2019-10-07 06:14 pm
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[Here is a magical girl flavored post with magical girl flavored prompts, starring--]
a. the stupidest prompt I could think of
[The scene is a restaurant--a cozy cafe, not too high end, but nice enough. Maybe you're working there. Maybe you're just trying to order your damn coffee. Either way, one second you're peacefully chilling near the counter or behind the counter, and the next there's a girl in a school uniform climbing on top of it on her hands and knees, reaching for something that seems to have fallen between two of the coffee machines.
She...pauses when your eyes meet.
And ever-so-politely:]
Pardon me.
[But she's not climbing down.
THIS IS A CAFE, LOSER.]
b. the one with a cat
[Sometimes, alley cats are very feral and scared of humans--but that is not at all the case for this one. This little black and white adventurous soul is very eager and willing to tumble forward, meowing loudly and begging for scraps. Clearly he's seen humans before and has been treated kindly.
Konoha, however, is frozen solid, staring at the kitten blocking her path. It's pretty comical, really. She doesn't necessarily look scared, but she does look like she's not entirely sure what to do.
Konoha.exe has shorted out, apparently, and is not sure how to deal with this demanding kitten who is blocking her path.
Aaaaah???]
c. the obligatory fight scene
[It's really impossible to say how you got there. One second you're wandering about, minding your own business, and the next! You're in a labyrinth. It has a particular vibe to it, with little assholes that are going to chase you around and try to kill you.
Possibly by ripping your arms off and/or stabbing you. What fun!
The labyrinth is disorienting, and seems to go in circles and circles, and then--
There's a girl dressed in ridiculous clothing in front of you, slicing away a familiar with a butterfly edged spear.
...]
What are you doing here? [wow, ice cold]
d. the "why is this happening" scene
[One second you're safely wandering the grocery store, the next AN ENTIRE TOWER OF APPLES is falling down from the apple stand your way.
WHAT DO YOU DO.]
e. or make up your own and hit me with it, i'm super open to anything
a. the stupidest prompt I could think of
[The scene is a restaurant--a cozy cafe, not too high end, but nice enough. Maybe you're working there. Maybe you're just trying to order your damn coffee. Either way, one second you're peacefully chilling near the counter or behind the counter, and the next there's a girl in a school uniform climbing on top of it on her hands and knees, reaching for something that seems to have fallen between two of the coffee machines.
She...pauses when your eyes meet.
And ever-so-politely:]
Pardon me.
[But she's not climbing down.
THIS IS A CAFE, LOSER.]
b. the one with a cat
[Sometimes, alley cats are very feral and scared of humans--but that is not at all the case for this one. This little black and white adventurous soul is very eager and willing to tumble forward, meowing loudly and begging for scraps. Clearly he's seen humans before and has been treated kindly.
Konoha, however, is frozen solid, staring at the kitten blocking her path. It's pretty comical, really. She doesn't necessarily look scared, but she does look like she's not entirely sure what to do.
Konoha.exe has shorted out, apparently, and is not sure how to deal with this demanding kitten who is blocking her path.
Aaaaah???]
c. the obligatory fight scene
[It's really impossible to say how you got there. One second you're wandering about, minding your own business, and the next! You're in a labyrinth. It has a particular vibe to it, with little assholes that are going to chase you around and try to kill you.
Possibly by ripping your arms off and/or stabbing you. What fun!
The labyrinth is disorienting, and seems to go in circles and circles, and then--
There's a girl dressed in ridiculous clothing in front of you, slicing away a familiar with a butterfly edged spear.
...]
What are you doing here? [wow, ice cold]
d. the "why is this happening" scene
[One second you're safely wandering the grocery store, the next AN ENTIRE TOWER OF APPLES is falling down from the apple stand your way.
WHAT DO YOU DO.]
e. or make up your own and hit me with it, i'm super open to anything
did i just delete this notif or???
Oh.
You came back.
[huh. color him surprised]
You're sure?
i will never forgive you
Yes, of course I'm sure. I visited the other cafes in this vicinity and confirmed that none of them have a deal quite as good as the special you offered.
[Ha!
god.]
NOOOOOOO
[f. . . fair?? Akira just nods sagely as he fetches the beans for the house blend. coffee first, curry next!!]
Even if there were cafes in the area with cheaper prices, they wouldn't be able to compare as to taste and quality.
no subject
Taste and quality are less easily quantifiable than cost. It's only natural that I'll start with the price point.
no subject
Then I'm glad that we passed your first rung of judgment. How would you like your coffee?
[and he gestures at one of the stools at the counter, indicating that she should sit down]
no subject
A little bit of cream. No sugar, please.
no subject
[Akira repeats as he drops a small dollop of cream into her completed cup. once that's finished, he slides the coffee across the counter towards her. it's fresh and hot, with wisps of steam rising from the edges]
Here you are-- one special Leblanc house blend. The curry is coming right up.
[while she sips on that coffee, he is going to serve her up a plate of Leblanc's extra special curry]
no subject
... And she brightens as she does.
Oooooh.]
How unusual... I don't think I've ever tasted anything quite like it.
no subject
You would've thought I was bragging earlier, but Leblanc's house blend is absolutely unbeatable.
[and with that, he slides a steaming hot plate of curry and rice towards her. complete with a spoon!]
Nothing in Tokyo even compares.
no subject
[She doesn't sound like she doubts him, per se, but rather like she's just casually pointing that out.]
There's no way you can know that for certain.
no subject
[Akira adjusts his glasses casually, his hand hiding the slight smile that stretches across his features]
no subject
You're a biased source.
[Yep.]
But... I will grant you that you were not as wrong as you could have been.
no subject
[on THIS matter and this matter only]
But I'm glad you like it.