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[Here is a magical girl flavored post with magical girl flavored prompts, starring--]

a. the stupidest prompt I could think of

[The scene is a restaurant--a cozy cafe, not too high end, but nice enough. Maybe you're working there. Maybe you're just trying to order your damn coffee. Either way, one second you're peacefully chilling near the counter or behind the counter, and the next there's a girl in a school uniform climbing on top of it on her hands and knees, reaching for something that seems to have fallen between two of the coffee machines.

She...pauses when your eyes meet.

And ever-so-politely:]

Pardon me.

[But she's not climbing down.

THIS IS A CAFE, LOSER.]

b. the one with a cat

[Sometimes, alley cats are very feral and scared of humans--but that is not at all the case for this one. This little black and white adventurous soul is very eager and willing to tumble forward, meowing loudly and begging for scraps. Clearly he's seen humans before and has been treated kindly.

Konoha, however, is frozen solid, staring at the kitten blocking her path. It's pretty comical, really. She doesn't necessarily look scared, but she does look like she's not entirely sure what to do.

Konoha.exe has shorted out, apparently, and is not sure how to deal with this demanding kitten who is blocking her path.

Aaaaah???]

c. the obligatory fight scene

[It's really impossible to say how you got there. One second you're wandering about, minding your own business, and the next! You're in a labyrinth. It has a particular vibe to it, with little assholes that are going to chase you around and try to kill you.

Possibly by ripping your arms off and/or stabbing you. What fun!

The labyrinth is disorienting, and seems to go in circles and circles, and then--

There's a girl dressed in ridiculous clothing in front of you, slicing away a familiar with a butterfly edged spear.

...]

What are you doing here? [wow, ice cold]

d. the "why is this happening" scene

[One second you're safely wandering the grocery store, the next AN ENTIRE TOWER OF APPLES is falling down from the apple stand your way.

WHAT DO YOU DO.]

e. or make up your own and hit me with it, i'm super open to anything

Threaded | Flat

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[. . .]

[man]

[the only thing Akira can think right now. . . is that it's a good thing Sojiro stepped out to buy cigarettes]

Pardons are 500 yen each.

[he extends his hand, palm facing upwards, glasses flashing opaque]

[well???]

[ Oh, this is confusing. Maybe it's some sort of illusion? It's quite large, though, and doesn't feel quite right.

In either case, here's Nobimaru deftly running here and there to dodge the attacks coming from those strange creatures(?). He's somehow managed to avoid being injured so far, but when some stranger comes barging into the situation, he's just startled enough that a spear nicks his arm. ]

... aah, thank goodness! I thought I was going to die!

[ He promptly dons his best Innocent Face and goes skittering to hide behind her. She wouldn't refuse to help out a cute little kid, right???? Especially when he has a hand clasped to his injured arm, because it hurts sooooooo much. ]

Please help me, miss! What's going on here?

[Being used to fighting monsters by now, Aisaku had summoned his own ridiculous armor and felt like he has been running circles in this labyrinth forever! He couldn't even contact anymore from the outside world which made this more distressing... He wasn't the brightest bulb, so he figured that he'd just eventually punch the walls down until he came outside!

Whenever he saw this girl, Aisaku was relieved at first that he wasn't alone in here. But it's her tone more than anything that ends up setting him off.]

Hey! That's my question! What the hell are you doin' here?!

Just kick their butt, ya baby.

I've got a blaster if you need it. [ look she has a robot cat stepsister... it's fine... and it's not animal cruelty if you're anthro??? ]

a; THIS IS A CAFE, LOSER

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